Showing posts with label crazy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label crazy. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 5, 2006

I'm In Love...

A few days later...

"Hi there Little Camel, how are you? You're looking a big glum...what's up?"
"Umm...nothing..."
"Come on you can tell me."
"Well, I met this girl...."
"Oh yes, was she pretty?"
"Yes, she's very pretty."
"Then what's the problem?"
"Well, mum and dad did not approve of her."
"Why not? She's pretty. Maybe she's stupid?"
"Oh no, she's quite smart."
"OK, so what's wrong? She lets go as well...?" (laughing)
"No, it's not that. She's just a little different..."
"How so?"
"Hmm...don't you laugh at me now!"
"No!"
"Well, she's....a COW!"

"What?? No wonder!...how can you love a cow?"
"She's pretty, has soft gooey eyes, her voice is low and mooo-loo-dic."
"You're crazy, find someone else."
"Aww...I love her..."
"I've never heard of a match between a camel and a cow, even if both start with a `c'."
"Let's ask the folks here, what they think. Will it last?"
"Ok, please help me...or else my heart will be brooken..." (sob, sob)