This is the beginning of the adventures of Little Camel.
Y'know camels are very desirable creatures to have in the desert or similar terrains where cars, buses, trucks and such delicate-like vehicles are not suitable to travel in rough terrains.
In the Old Days, such as in Abraham's time, they used camels to take them from A-Z.
I found this old book in a bookshop, `The Great Promise' which tells about what happened to Abraham when he left his town for a new place. He was told to go to a new and different land...
So he packed up his goods, put them on a few donkeys' backs. Abraham, his wife & others, went on the journey on their own camels.
So anyway, my idea was born for the `Little Camel'...so please bear with me...
I will tell the story as `LC' tells me so... since Christmas and the holidays (or vacations, as some people call them!) are nearly upon us, you can entertain your kids with tales of Little Camel...
One day, when I was still very young, Mum and Dad were travelling in this group to a far away land. Since I was born only a few weeks ago, I did not have any heavy jobs to do, I just practised walking and so on, as all new borns do.
Mum told me to walk straight and hold my head up.
Dad told me to be polite to the children, even when they teased me and pulled my tail.
Pulled my TAIL !!! What!
Sounded painful. Ouch!
Dad reasurred me that it was OK; kids were kids, they just wanna have fun....
OK, so I learnt to walk straight, head up, polite to the kiddies...
Then it was time for potty training.
I tried to listen to mum's instructions and made a mess instead....
So Mum asked Dad to take over.
With a sigh of relief, I listened to Dad as he instructed me on the fine points of `toilette in ze dessert.'
sorry, should be desert.
I still need to go to kindy for camels and do my spelling lesons.
Ah, got it!
"Push it out, ZZhmph!!!"
Dad said the worse thing to do was to wait around all day to get it out..."Just do it!"
"Keep swishing your tail so that the mozzies won't bite your ass!"
Good luck to those keen enough to try..... (snicker)
Piss in a straight line....
O My G**..... they're always going on about straight lines....
Straight lines are not my forte at all....
Anyway, I did my best to ZZhmph! like Dad said, and he smiled proudly back at me.
"Good boy!" he said.
I was happy and floated on air for the rest of the day.
Oops...the next day, I had a bit of a `toilette accident'
so Mum rolled her eyes at me...and the others laughed when they saw the mess on my backside!
Sshhh...can you keep a secret?
Please....I am so embarrassed....(sigh)
>>>>>> to be continued :)
