Camel's New Year Resolutions

Hi everyone,
LC here. How did everyone go for their holidays?
I had a great time. Went hiking with Moo-moo, the love of my life and we snatched a kiss (or two) when mum & dad weren't watching!

Dad took me fishing in a waterhole, but I couldn't keep still as the mozzies were biting my ass! (oops, backside. Opps, rear end...y'know what I mean).

So I went off shopping with mum and Lady of the Tents. Bedoiun Bazaar, where she bought humungeous bales of cotton which poor camel had to carry home. Never mind, mum gave me a sweet date afterwards.

So...New Year eh?
1. Never, Never, to Oops in front of BS again. (just in case she is watching)
2. Get my toilet training done so I never have to wear desert diapers again! They are just so humiliating! All the others were laughing at me. Mum insisted I did when I oops again! and splattered on Master's new shoes.
3. Stay away from raisins (esp California ones, give me the runs...) sigh...
4. Lose some weight - ie get my young master on a diet. He eats too many sweet cakes! groan...

What about you? Your resolutions, I mean. Not your Oops... (if you do any) laugh!
LC

Hey, I change my mind!

Just in case mum and dad are watching this....

some other ideas for my christmas presents.....

* Dancing Queen by YAbba-Dabba

* Ken (without Barbie) by Martell

* Jeddi costume! it gets hot here in the desert....keep my head cool :)

* Anything Bling for my girlfrield, Moo-Moo...

* Guitar like John Mayer's :) me fancy being a famous Cam(el)-star!

Thanks,

LC

PS. Some beer also OK

My Christmas Present

Hi everyone,
Little Camel here...
I've been thinking with Christmas so close, what I would get....
Mum has been really secretive.... I bet I know what she'd get me...
Another packet of socks or underwear....

Hmmm...Dad's a bit harder to guess. Last year, I got a train set, although it is not easy to play that in the desert...with travelling and all that...

Maybe I will drop them some `hints' and see what happens...
I've seen some packages that mum has been carrying on her back, but I couldn't tell from the shape what they are...

What about you?
What do you want from Christmas?

Me, I want a walkie-talkie... then I can talk to Moo-Moo, my girlfriend....
Mum still thinks we're not a good match. camel-cow-kids, wonder what they look like?

Take care, LC

Britney Spears...loves me?

"Hi there Little Camel, how are you today?"

"Umm...not so good."
"Oh, what happened?"
"I was thinking...whether Britney loves me, or not..."
"I can't stop thinking about her....."
"Yes...she's very pretty..."

"Oops....I did it again!"

"Maybe she'll come back..."
"Actually, I did it again...too!"
"Why don't you send her a love letter?"
"We can get Miss Cow here to give it to her!"
hahaha...laugh....
"Aww...you...make fun of me..."

Britney Spears...

"Hi there Little Camel, how are you today?"

"Feeling better, thanks!"

"Oh, something good happened?"

"Oh yeah. Britney had a ride on me yesterday and I was so excited..."

"Yeah, you mean..."

"Yes..."

"Oops....she did it again!"
"Lucky you!"
"Actually, I did it again...too!"
"What happened to your girlfriend the cow?"
hahaha...laugh....
"She just mooved away..."

I'm In Love...

A few days later...

"Hi there Little Camel, how are you? You're looking a big glum...what's up?"
"Umm...nothing..."
"Come on you can tell me."
"Well, I met this girl...."
"Oh yes, was she pretty?"
"Yes, she's very pretty."
"Then what's the problem?"
"Well, mum and dad did not approve of her."
"Why not? She's pretty. Maybe she's stupid?"
"Oh no, she's quite smart."
"OK, so what's wrong? She lets go as well...?" (laughing)
"No, it's not that. She's just a little different..."
"How so?"
"Hmm...don't you laugh at me now!"
"No!"
"Well, she's....a COW!"

"What?? No wonder!...how can you love a cow?"
"She's pretty, has soft gooey eyes, her voice is low and mooo-loo-dic."
"You're crazy, find someone else."
"Aww...I love her..."
"I've never heard of a match between a camel and a cow, even if both start with a `c'."
"Let's ask the folks here, what they think. Will it last?"
"Ok, please help me...or else my heart will be brooken..." (sob, sob)

Cure For Motion-Sickness

Hi everyone,
If you are going travelling for the Christmas holidays/vacations, please remember to get some motion-sickness pills, in case...

The Best cure for MS says Little Camel, is Green Green Grass! (sounds like a song..)
Well, if you're on board a ship, fishing boat and other likeminded animal (I mean, vessel) green grass may not be easy to find...

"What should we do, LC?"
"Hmm...good question. How 'bout carrying some supplies? I know, make up an Emergency Kit!
Mum's already made mine, but I lost it to the kids, they thought it was a new football!"
"Other people swear by Strong Black Tea."
"Wow! The last time I saw Strong Black Tea, it was in a bedouin's tent...."
"Oh yeah, we know you meet many people in your travels..."
"Yes, the other day, I saw Ommar Sherriffe. He was looking a bit grey..."
"Hmm...not surprised, if he had been eating green grass..."
"Umm...no, it was because he was standing behind me when I let go..."
"Let go? of what...Oh, y'mean!"
"Poor man....hope he recovers in time for his next movie, `Return of Flipper 3'."
"Yes....well...he should know never to stand behind an animal...especially a camel, even a little one."
"Oops...I did it again..."
"Yuck! Stink! Stinko! You are a naughty camel!"
hehehe....giggles....