I'm In Love...

A few days later...

"Hi there Little Camel, how are you? You're looking a big glum...what's up?"
"Umm...nothing..."
"Come on you can tell me."
"Well, I met this girl...."
"Oh yes, was she pretty?"
"Yes, she's very pretty."
"Then what's the problem?"
"Well, mum and dad did not approve of her."
"Why not? She's pretty. Maybe she's stupid?"
"Oh no, she's quite smart."
"OK, so what's wrong? She lets go as well...?" (laughing)
"No, it's not that. She's just a little different..."
"How so?"
"Hmm...don't you laugh at me now!"
"No!"
"Well, she's....a COW!"

"What?? No wonder!...how can you love a cow?"
"She's pretty, has soft gooey eyes, her voice is low and mooo-loo-dic."
"You're crazy, find someone else."
"Aww...I love her..."
"I've never heard of a match between a camel and a cow, even if both start with a `c'."
"Let's ask the folks here, what they think. Will it last?"
"Ok, please help me...or else my heart will be brooken..." (sob, sob)

Cure For Motion-Sickness

Hi everyone,
If you are going travelling for the Christmas holidays/vacations, please remember to get some motion-sickness pills, in case...

The Best cure for MS says Little Camel, is Green Green Grass! (sounds like a song..)
Well, if you're on board a ship, fishing boat and other likeminded animal (I mean, vessel) green grass may not be easy to find...

"What should we do, LC?"
"Hmm...good question. How 'bout carrying some supplies? I know, make up an Emergency Kit!
Mum's already made mine, but I lost it to the kids, they thought it was a new football!"
"Other people swear by Strong Black Tea."
"Wow! The last time I saw Strong Black Tea, it was in a bedouin's tent...."
"Oh yeah, we know you meet many people in your travels..."
"Yes, the other day, I saw Ommar Sherriffe. He was looking a bit grey..."
"Hmm...not surprised, if he had been eating green grass..."
"Umm...no, it was because he was standing behind me when I let go..."
"Let go? of what...Oh, y'mean!"
"Poor man....hope he recovers in time for his next movie, `Return of Flipper 3'."
"Yes....well...he should know never to stand behind an animal...especially a camel, even a little one."
"Oops...I did it again..."
"Yuck! Stink! Stinko! You are a naughty camel!"
hehehe....giggles....

Eating Ettiquette for Camels

Welcome back,

Me: "What do you eat?"
LC: "Oh, whatever mum gives me. Usually green stuff from the desert or food that the humans give us."
Me: "Interesting"
LC: "Yes, not very tasty...but nothing else. When cook is in a good mood, gives us some leftovers..."
Me: "I hear that you don't eat a lot anyway...can survive on very little."
LC: "Yes, but no good on empty stomach. Mine makes loud noises, I try to hide with extra loud thumps of my feet, but my boy master gets annoyed with me when I do that because he gets motion-sickness."
Me: "Hmm...no mackers in the desert?"
LC: "I wish, mum won't let me...said mackers are junk food."
Me: "Hey, you can have a bit of my burger and chips!"
LC: "Wow! Craved it since saw those yellow arches, makes me drool..."
Me: "Hey cool it with the drool..." wiping it off my face.
LC: "Sorry, mum showed me to spot the good ones. Some make me go `funny potty'
Me: "Hmm...you do go on a bit about potty training..."

New Beginnings & Toilet training for Little Camel

Hi there,

This is the beginning of the adventures of Little Camel.

Y'know camels are very desirable creatures to have in the desert or similar terrains where cars, buses, trucks and such delicate-like vehicles are not suitable to travel in rough terrains.

In the Old Days, such as in Abraham's time, they used camels to take them from A-Z.

I found this old book in a bookshop, `The Great Promise' which tells about what happened to Abraham when he left his town for a new place. He was told to go to a new and different land...

So he packed up his goods, put them on a few donkeys' backs. Abraham, his wife & others, went on the journey on their own camels.

So anyway, my idea was born for the `Little Camel'...so please bear with me...

I will tell the story as `LC' tells me so... since Christmas and the holidays (or vacations, as some people call them!) are nearly upon us, you can entertain your kids with tales of Little Camel...

One day, when I was still very young, Mum and Dad were travelling in this group to a far away land. Since I was born only a few weeks ago, I did not have any heavy jobs to do, I just practised walking and so on, as all new borns do.

Mum told me to walk straight and hold my head up.
Dad told me to be polite to the children, even when they teased me and pulled my tail.

Pulled my TAIL !!! What!

I got a fright for sure, as I wasn't too keen on that.
Sounded painful. Ouch!

Dad reasurred me that it was OK; kids were kids, they just wanna have fun....

OK, so I learnt to walk straight, head up, polite to the kiddies...

Then it was time for potty training.
I tried to listen to mum's instructions and made a mess instead....

So Mum asked Dad to take over.

With a sigh of relief, I listened to Dad as he instructed me on the fine points of `toilette in ze dessert.'
sorry, should be desert.
I still need to go to kindy for camels and do my spelling lesons.

Ah, got it!
"Push it out, ZZhmph!!!"
Dad said the worse thing to do was to wait around all day to get it out..."Just do it!"
"Keep swishing your tail so that the mozzies won't bite your ass!"
Good luck to those keen enough to try..... (snicker)
Piss in a straight line....
O My G**..... they're always going on about straight lines....

Straight lines are not my forte at all....
Anyway, I did my best to ZZhmph! like Dad said, and he smiled proudly back at me.

"Good boy!" he said.
I was happy and floated on air for the rest of the day.

Oops...the next day, I had a bit of a `toilette accident'
so Mum rolled her eyes at me...and the others laughed when they saw the mess on my backside!

Sshhh...can you keep a secret?
Please....I am so embarrassed....(sigh)

>>>>>> to be continued :)